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Washington – John Doe from Washington has been identified to be the notorious snack thief that has been stealing nothing but food from people’s houses, apartments and even hotel rooms.

“John stayed in the same place as me for a while,” an acquaintance of John’s tells us. “He seemed like a decent person. I had no idea he was really so…horrible.”

According to the victims of John’s thievery, their money was untouched, but their fridges and pantries were emptied out, without a trace of food left.

“I wanted to eat my pizza in the morning,” A victim told us, stifling a sob. “When I woke up, it was gone. All 8 slices were gone! It was so traumatizing.”

According to a friend of John’s, it has been reported that John once said, “I feel so wasteful when I spend money on food. After all, there are so many people that have plenty of food to spare!”

It is likely that he began to steal food with this thought in his mind.

Several detectives are working hard to figure out John’s whereabouts so that he can be put behind bars, where he belongs. Anyone in the area that wishes to keep their food safe is advised to securely lock their fridges and pantries.

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