Shkoder Albania – Eriglen Tafili has been taken into custody and will likely soon be put behind bars for harassing innocent people with biology knowledge.
“I just adore biology,” Eriglen told our reporters, smirking maliciously. “I believe the whole world needs to be educated about the minutiae of cells, nerves, bones, organs and so much more.”
Numerous people witnessed Eriglen roughly grabbing people at random in public places, and then proceeding to yell biology related facts into their ears, refusing to release them.
“It was the scariest thing,” a victim stated, attempting to control their shaking voice. “He grabbed my arm so hard, and then he smiled in this bone-chilling way. And then he began to scream about the…the nervous system or something. Oh, the screaming went on and on for what felt like a lifetime!”
Eriglen’s friends and family have reported that he was a completely normal person until he began studying more often. “It was the studying that did this to him,” a traumatized friend told us. “Once he started studying, he wouldn’t stop. He became obsessed.”
Mental health professionals have now started advising people to limit their studying to prevent getting to become like Eriglen.