Washington – John Doe from Washington was discovered to be a hoarder of ridiculous amounts of peanut butter.
“I would see him taking a big bag from the grocery store up to his room every week, but I had no clue that it was peanut butter,” his distressed father told us, a tear rolling down his face. “If I had known, I would have tried to talk to him, to reason with him…”
After collecting jars upon jars of peanut butter, one day, John binged and consumed dozens of jars within a single night. He was found by his family the next morning, passed out and extremely bloated.
He has, since then, been taken to the hospital and is on his way to recovering from this dangerous binge. Upon being asked by our reporters why he decided to hoard peanut butter, he responded, “It’s sweet, it’s creamy, it’s beautiful and silky and delicious. What’s not to love? My dream was to collect all the peanut butter in the world and eat it all.”
Let John’s unfortunate experience be a reminder for all peanut butter lovers to consume this sweet treat in moderation to avoid a trip to the hospital.