Friday, March 17, 2017

### John Doe flies on a broomstick: “I’m better than Harry Potter”

Washington - John Doe was seen flying on a broomstick, yesterday night, blocking traffic, traumatizing children and shocking the public. He was flying over the...

### Breaking news, John Doe is allergic to idiots

Washington - Shocking news today when John Doe had a violent allergic reaction on a commuter train. It appears that the reaction was caused by...

### Washington, food poisoning outbreak downgraded from critical to “yuck”

Washington – Residents here got quite a scare last week, when a rash of nausea and other digestive complaints spread throughout the town. Rumors...

### New invention by John Doe makes everyone a star

Do you love to sing along with the radio when driving in your car? But do your passengers beg you not to do so?...

### John Doe invented a new option for timely advice

Washington – John Doe was going for a casual walk in the woods when he heard a twig snap behind him as well...