Noventa – Diego Gambarin from Noventa has been identified to be the cause of the potato shortage in certain areas. Several security cameras in grocery stores have captured clips of this person sneakily shoving potatoes into his pockets and socks before casually walking out of the store.
“It’s a sad, sad thing that has happened to this store”, reports the manager of a store from which potatoes were being stolen. “Our most loved item, potatoes, have disappeared completely. All gone”.
Many residents of this area have started to rebel due to the lack of their beloved potatoes.
“How dare he steal all of our potatoes!” an acquaintance of Diego furiously shouts into our microphone. “I thought he was a decent person, but I guess not”.
Outside numerous grocery stores, people can be seen crying and bawling due to the lack of potatoes.
Upon contacting and questioning Diego over the phone, he responded: “I didn’t steal any potatoes! It isn’t possible! I must have been sleepwalking or something!”.
Officials are confirming the criminal’s address and will be questioning him in person shortly so that justice is brought to everyone that is suffering.