Washington – John Doe from Washington has, unfortunately, been found to be the very first sufferer of a disease that was unknown to mankind until now.
“It was so depressing to watch him,” says a friend of John, sobbing. “I witnessed the very first symptoms that he started to show. I would tell a joke, and he would laugh…but then he wouldn’t stop. He would keep laughing and laughing for hours while everyone just stared. Even after he had stopped, he would continue to giggle for another hour.”
A family member told our microphone, “While he laughed for hours upon hours, if you looked at his eyes, you could see that he wanted to stop. Those half-crazed eyes were that of a person in pain.”
John will soon be taken to one of the best hospitals of the country, and some amazing doctors will attempt to cure him.
It may take a while to discover a cure, as it is a new disease, but doctors believe that their experiments on John will find a solution that will help save any future Happytitus sufferers.
If you believe someone is showing symptoms of Happytitus, have them see a doctor immediately.