London – Liz Morris altered her lifestyle in an attempt to improve her health, look better and feel better. However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse.
“She was always such a bubbly, energetic person,” a friend reported with a sigh. “When she started exercising more and eating nothing but salads and fruit, she changed. Yeah, she looked better, but her personality drastically altered…in a bad way.”
Eye witnesses have stated that they spotted Liz yelling at people whom she did not know at public restaurants, simply because they were consuming food that she deemed to be ‘unhealthy’.
“I just want everyone to live a long life and be as happy as I am. That’s all,” Liz told our reporters, wearing a dazed look. “L-look at me. I’m so…happy. I’m just…full of joy.”
“She snatched my burger out of my hands,” A young victim stated with a wail. “Then she yelled at me and slammed her fists on our table, and threw our plates on the floor!”
Liz has, since then, been tracked down by officials and will soon be punished for her crimes.