Washington – John Doe altered his lifestyle in an attempt to improve his health, look better and feel better. However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse.
“He was always such a bubbly, energetic person,” a friend reported with a sigh. “When he started exercising more and eating nothing but salads and fruit, he changed. Yeah, he looked better, but his personality drastically altered…in a bad way.”
Eyewitnesses have stated that they spotted John yelling at people whom he did not know at public restaurants, simply because they were consuming food that he deemed to be ‘unhealthy’.
“I just want everyone to live a long life and be as happy as I am. That’s all,” John told our reporters, wearing a dazed look. “L-look at me. I’m so…happy. I’m just…full of joy.”
“He snatched my burger out of my hands,” A young victim stated with a wail. “Then he yelled at me and slammed his fists on our table, and threw our plates on the floor!”
John has, since then, been tracked down by officials and will soon be punished for his crimes.