Washington – John Doe from Washington has recently been found guilty of breaking and entering into a library every day for the past year and a half.
The librarian has stated that she would sometimes notice a few books were misplaced but never imagined that someone was sleeping there every night.
After being questioned by the officials, John responded, quite distressed, that he couldn’t fall asleep anywhere else, and the library was the only place he felt comfortable. “All I did was sleep on the shelves, using books as pillows and covering my whole body with them” he says imploringly.
“Something about books always did appeal to him…Not reading them, so much as just looking at them” John’s friend stated with a shudder. “He turned out to be so messed up!”.
“My daughter once borrowed a book from that library”, a member of the library’s book club reported angrily. “Do you know what we found wedged between its pages? A hair. I’ll bet it was that criminal’s”.
Within just a few minutes, officials will be entering John’s home and taking him in for questioning so that an appropriate punishment can be given to him for his unspeakable crimes.
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